1. People look at your belly before your face.
2. You can't find your cell phone and it is sitting in your lap.
3. The effort of putting on your tennis shoes is more than that of the workout itself.
4. You come home, get out of your car, put your things down, greet your incredibly handsome husband, but leave the car running.
5. People rub your belly for good luck.
6. Your belly jiggles, but not because of the extra cupcake, because there is someone making it jiggle :)
7. You can't remember what you what you were intending on doing.
8. You are asked by those who know and love you, "How are you feeling?" everytime you see them.
9. You long all day to lovingly wrap your arms around the wonderfulness of a body pillow.
10. You can fall asleep and/or pee on command.
